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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Real and Animated Conversation

This is hilarious Cuz i actually experienced it. I can understand if you think it is not and appreciate if you keep your comments to yourself. And ideally this should go in the Funny Ones. But way tooo la la la la long la la la la long long ge... I had this conversation with this guy from my orgnstn who i don know but works in another city. Also below is a animated conversation written by a colleague where my dear friend has made a dig at KT, another colleague and me.
Real Conversation
KT [2:46 PM]:
hi
Gulshan Momin [2:47 PM]:
yes.. hi
KT [2:47 PM]:
r u related with Mktg projects there
Gulshan Momin [2:48 PM]:
nope..you can speak with Murli
KT [2:48 PM]:
hhmm
so wat abt u
Gulshan Momin [2:48 PM]:
sorry do i know u?
KT [2:49 PM]:
c we dont know each other,, i am Kapil from Delhi working with Marketing posted in essel house is it enought
enough
Gulshan Momin [2:50 PM]:
well all that i can tell you is for marketing you can speak with Murli
thanks take care
KT [2:50 PM]:
thanks i guess i disturb u..
take care
Gulshan Momin [2:50 PM]:
no. bye
Vs
Animated Conversation (written by a colleague)
KT [2:46 PM]:
Hi…want to mumbai mumba with me?
Gulshan Momin [2:47 PM]:
No way…I only mumba long distance
(Very mean, gulshan says)
KT [2:47 PM]:
Great! Cause I’m in delhi…quite a typical delhiite….mumba on my mind…all the time…. ehehehe
Gulshan Momin [2:48 PM]:
Eeks!....i would not mumba with you if you were the last man on earth
KT [2:48 PM]:
hhmm so can we hangout when im in Mumbai???
Gulshan Momin [2:48 PM]:
No way… I’m wayyyyyyy to high maintenance….almost unaffordable for you.
KT [2:49 PM]:
Oh…that’s cool…like a typical delhiite, I have a wife that you will never know of….and she earns big bucks…like DGM’s…so now can we meet (or better MUMBA!)
Gulshan Momin [2:50 PM]:
NO. because like Myth-ali (Gulshan he he heing) I like heart….more than “wallet”

(lines, copied from another colleague in the office)

KT [2:50 PM]:
You’re weird-ass I guess I’ll have to take my lechery elsewhere….
Gulshan Momin [2:50 PM]:
I concur

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WISHES:

1)Sanket gets his 800 bucks back.......
2)See bijoy move to salsa steps (not me alone, well this is also Abhi's wish)
3)Dolu is jinxed with air travel. Iwish her dream of a air travel comes true.
4)Gullu goes to all the 'MustVisit' places soon and not later.

Must Visit :

Leh Ladakh (again, just),Jaipur (Structures),Safari in SA,
Ranthambore (Tigers),Banghavgarh (Tigers), Sikkim (Another Gompas), Bhutan (buti)
Andamans (beaches), Rome,Cyprus (Old World),Norway (buti), Badrinath, Varanasi (Temples), Hrishikesh (Rafting)
Finland - (Northern lights)

FUNNeeeee OOONS
5) Roshan read it at your your risk
Well roshan's my boss for the uninformed.
Sadistic Pleasures
Roshan was as usual doing a lot of kacher kacker with me.He literally gets a kick out of doing that. I was sitting on my desk and just asked him something and thats it. He could have left. But he just wanted to go on with these two guys from another team around. He was standing with his hands over my desk and on the divider (also a softboard) that seperates our desk. I was getting restless and pretended to pin this paper on the softboard where roshan's hands were hanging out. I was confident i will keep a straight face after everything. I took the pin closer to the board...everything running so quickly in my mind....to do or not to and in a split of second i tocho him with the pin....oouch and it pricks him...I am as quick to say 'sorry' as to burst into a roar of laughter...Immediate exchanges from both the sides
Gulshan - Oh i am sorry ...(laughing...)
Roshan - I know u did this on purpose
Gulshan - No, i did not ( laughing louder.. just cud not contain her laughter)
Roshan - Repeating the same thing. The next time you do this i will see that you can't laugh.
Gulshan - Are u threathening me?
Roshan - No, i am just telling you.
4)Dolu and Gullu's decided to save each other's money by buying movie tickets for each others.
3) On a sunday morning...Aye asking Sam ''which pair of socks should Zooni wear , yellow or pink". lol..he he he.How mean of me..Never know, even i may do the same. I hope they never read this.
2)
After spending the V day with Dolu, forwards recd.
Dolu's worried mom gives dod a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Dolu laughs n hugs her mom. Times have changed mum...I am dating Gul
1)
Harry called up ..is on his honeymoon in Mauritius. It seems he has gone bronze and copper (his natural complexion- wheatish)I ask the obvious ‘So, how does it feel to be married’Harry – Good, but marry a goat.
Gullu – Goat!! . Why a goat. I want to marry a bull. A Spanish one at that (kiddin)
Harry – Marry a goat. You can go on a nice walk while he is grazing.
Gullu – (Still blabbering the same thing.) I don want to marry a goat.
Harry – A ‘want’ is different from a 'marriage'
After a silence of abt 10 sec.....
Gul and Harry – LOLZ. Will know from harry why he wants me to marry a goat. If really interesting will post it. Watch out for this space.

PINK

Pink it´s my obsession,Pink it´s not even a question, Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cuz, Pink is the love you discover, Pink ´cause you are so very... Pink it´s the color of passion ,Cause today it just goes with the fashion... As pink as the sheets that we lay on... Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah...Pink it is love, yea Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight - AEROSMITH

Somewhere, where the sea is laughing..sand; happy, with the horizon pink....and to chatter endlessly or battle lightly.

Sometime when the lights are out and the spirits down ...and to be endlessly mum in each others arm...not up in arms.

Quotes

I am around great men but don feel great about them - GM

Like, its never too late....its never too early... & Like its too early sometimes..sometimes its too late - GM

There are no Issues. They are only tissues (just use and tear)- GM
Love lots or hate aloud, choice is yours - GM
Be the change you want to see in the world - MG (not Mahatma Gandhi, its Momin Gulshan)
One has always got options. It is lack of guts that makes one think there are no NONE - BED (Bijoy ED)
The need to love somebody is more important than the need to be loved -Sanket DJ
The need to love somebody is equally important to the need to be loved. (GM)

Too much of Emotion is like Commotion - Gulshan Momin

WORD CREATIONS

-----Chambers - Any irritating person or thing can be called ' ...... Chambers' linking it to the gas chambers. For e.g 'Shantaram Chambers'. For me it originated from this person.

BeautiGUL - Beautiful

BATTIGUL - Ugleee
Mooh bhola BF - Time pass BF
Chatni - Bitch
Chaat n Chatni - Bitch and a half
Purple - Can't share this code i share with my very
close friend...but very interesting and helpful.
Abuses -Wondered why a Abuse is mostly feminine
Well, lets make its masculine.. Not sure if
there exists and such word thats why call it
my creation :)
Instead of MC, use FC - Father C,
Instead of BC, use BC - Bhai C,
Instead of 'Son of a Bitch', use 'Son of a Dog'
a.k.a 'Kutte ka Bacha'.

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